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If I were a month, I'd be February.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be evening.

If I were a planet, I’d be Krypton.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a whale.

If I were a direction, I’d be West.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a couch.

If I were a liquid, I’d be frothy.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.

If I were a tree, I’d be a pear tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver.

If I were a flower, I’d be a snapdragon.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a blizzard.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cello.

If I were a color, I’d be green.

If I were an emotion, I’d be introspective. If I were a fruit, I’d be a green grape.

If I were a sound, I’d be a marimba.

If I were an element, I’d be fire.

If I were a car, I’d be a sexy, sexy Porsche.

If I were a food, I’d be delicious.

If I were a place, I’d be a cave.

If I were a material, I’d be leather.

If I were a taste, I’d be red wine.

If I were a scent, I’d be musky.

If I were an object, I’d be a flute.

If I were a body part, I’d be a heel.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be skeptical.

If I were a song, I’d be a Neil Young song.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be snazzy.