The Result of People Attempting Flight

I just came across more urbandictionary.com loveliness.

Homework: Homework is the f**king scum of the earth.

Ontario: Ontario is the most important province in Canada.

I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.

I hate Ontarians, because I am a right-wing red neck freak from Alberta.

Ontario, the land of everything!!!

Claustrophobia: An intense, abnormal fear of Santa Claus. "Oh, gosh, no, it's Claus! Run! HE HAS ELVES WITH HIM!!!!!"

Coin Wanking: The act of jangling spare change in a suit pant trouser, usually done by males office workers whilst chatting with co-workers

Ears: Organs used by humans to estimate the stupidity of other people.

What: If you use what too many times, Samuel L. Jackson will shoot you.

Dang: A phrase that is used by people who are afraid, for some reason, of saying "damn"

And finally.......

Stupid: Twilight.